14 April 2008

Which Wall Do You Want The Deer Heads

Last night, I was thumbing through the latest issue of Style Magazine. I couldn't help but grimace at this life-sized, Barbie-esque living room.


I held the magazine out so Mr Coffee could see the pictures. I declared my disgust, "Yikes! Take a look at this. Wouldn't you want to kill yourself in a room like that?"

Mr. Coffee glanced over, looking over the top of his book. Without missing a beat he replied in dead pan honesty, "No, but I'd kill everyone else."

~Bee is a thoughtful interior decorator

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I'm listed at humor-blogs.com.
Finally, someone else thinks I'm funny.



25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Being an interior decorator, I appreciate this : ) That is truly awful and shouldn't have even made it into a magazine! That would drive me up the wall. Although I don't know if I'd get close enough to that pink wall to go up it.

Anonymous said...

There could be an uglier room. I haven't ever seen or imagined one, but there could be..... Ok I am lying and I am generally an honest person. It's gotta be the pink rays comming through the computer screen.

Anonymous said...

If mr coffee is not careful he will die in his sleep from a barbie overload, please give him my best

eyes_only4him said...

I kinda like it....it makes my stomcah feel good, like visual pepto.

Dapoppins said...

What is wrong with pink? You can never have too much pink. I happen to like pink.

Jeff and Charli Lee said...

*Urp*

holly said...

oh wow. *now* i believe in hell. . .

*that* is the colour of it. . .

Suzy-Q said...

Once, when UJ and I were house hunting we looked at a house that had a pink kitchen. Pink sink, pink stove, pink refrigerator and pink cabinets. The bedrooms were also pastel-themed. One yellow, one lavender and one blue if I remember correctly. (I am SURE UJ will correct me if I am wrong.)

Gen said...

Yikes, I'd like to know the woman that lives in that house. No, I take that back. I really don't think I'd like to know her. I'll bet she has a squeaky voice. Wouldn't it be funny if it was some 250 lb. buff wrestler?

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

Bwahahahah!

Clever boy.

Anonymous said...

While I do like me a few things pink, that is way, way, waaaay too much, I think I'd shoot the decorator ;)

It took someone this long to figure out you were funny? Boy, if I was someone I'd have told them a long time ago!

Anonymous said...

So glad I found you again!!! WOOT!

But I've got to agree with Mr. Coffee.

I'd kill someone if I had a room in my house like that.

Uck.

Jaina said...

Haha, LOVE his response. This looks like something out of Legally Blonde. Thanks for stopping by my blog earlier, I'm looking forward to reading more of yours. :)

Momo Fali said...

Ha! He's got a point!

Anonymous said...

Beef,

I always bought my girls Barbies. If I saw a Bratz doll in the house I would stab it with my machete.

The Barbie motorhome and plane were my favorites. I think the Bratz doll had a a Cadillac Escalade with spinners and a jail cell.

Dapoppins said...

no really. I think it is gorgeous. Don't you?

Jenn said...

Well, you can't deny it is a room with a HUE.

Anonymous said...

Beef,

Are you really just 31. Please don't call the police on me.

I used an interior decorator one time because she was really hot. She made my house look really great but I felt like I was living in a model home.

I wear pink all the time.

Anonymous said...

My husband and I were in the therapist's office on Thursday and the therapist asked if he was happy with the colors I chose as I painted the entire inside of the house but the master bedroom. He said sure. My next project is the master bedroom and the therapist asked him what color would he choose? He quickly replied...anything but pink ;)...I'm glad insurance pays all but $25 of these sessions ;)

Anonymous said...

hey c'mon.....i could picture myself sitting on that stool in front of the mirror, brushing my hair.

Blank said...

I love the awfulness of it. I'm picturing it in shades of green, though.

McBunni said...

Hellooooooooooo!

Skerrib said...

Wow. There are no other words.

Jo Beaufoix said...

I think I like him. :D

Dapoppins said...

I am beginning to think you really love the pink and are going to paint your whole home pink just to show your husband how much you love him, because, hey, it has been forever since you posted something!

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