Since I can import all my posts now from another blog, you may find my archives filling up quickly. Go me!
Do you ever find yourself laughing at your own writing. I've got to be one of the most narcissistic peeps on the planet. Man, I crack myself up.
Speaking of cracking myself up, I'm compiling my yearly list of Christmas music to avoid. I may or may not have made these up.
*Christmas Shoes Are Pinching My Feet
*Peaches and Herb's Christmas Reunion
*Wall Street Shafted Me Christmas
*Homeless Roasting Near An Open Fire
*Black Friday Shoppers Will Activate Your Dental Insurance
*Doozie Goes To Court At Christmas: Pelize Stabalot
*I've Got Mr Coffee To Keep Me Warm
*Kabbalah's Rudolph, The Red Bracelet Reindeer
*Dance of The Shovel Whacking Fairy
*All I Want For Christmas Is A Green Borat Speedo
*Beano Presents: Silent Night
*Snoop Dog's Pimpin' In Santa's Sleigh
*Amy Winehouse, The Woman With The Bag
*Mos Def's Fat Booty Santa
*I'm Dreaming of An Employed Christmas
*Here Comes Santa Claus In His Hybrid Electric Car
*Al Gore Raps The Christmas Story
*I'll Have A Beer Christmas Without You
*Jerry Springer Christmas: My Family Tree Don't Fork
*Ding! Fries Are Done Soundtrack (only click on this if you want this song stuck in your head)
*Fireman Choir Sings: Put Out That Yule Log, I'm Coming Down!
*Walmart Exclusive: I Got My Front Tooth For Christmas
*Man, Santa's Hot! with the smash hit single: Oh, Holy Cow..It's Mr. Coffee
*Starbucks Hear Music: Santa's Making More Coffee Cup Ornaments
*Elves Reunion Special: I'll Have a Chinese Lead Poisoned Christmas
*Myspace Christmas: I Saw Mommy Kissing Everyone
*Politically Correct Christmas Vol 1 & 2:
The 12 Days Of A Holiday Season with bonus track~
Away In An Animal Enclosure Turned Hospital Birthing Suite
~Bee sticks to the classics