Personally, I think some Art Direction Dudes over at Downy need to be fired. You see the aloe and white lilac scent has an aloe plant on the front. Although, the lemon verbena and chamomile has what looks more like a daisy.
Huh?
I know, I know. I'm a green thumb myself and I've grown a florists worth of different aromatic bloomers. Yes, there is a kind of chamomile flower that looks similar to a white daisy but seriously, at first glance I think this looks more like a daisy. Doesn't it look like a daisy to you?
All those who kill houseplants say, "AMEN!"
This is the problem. Didn't Marketing Dudes know this label is all wrong? Daisies are amazingly cheery, should sweetly grace gardens far and wide, and even painted with wild abandon, but have it be known.....
They smell B.A.D., like stinky feet and wet dog.
I'm wondering what possessed them to use this picture on the Downy bottle? They might as well have used a snapshot of a full diaper.
I'll show *you* some pure essentials.
I like the fact that there are a few new scents to choose from albeit, I haven't found a smell that I'm hooked on. Downey with the pink lid is nice, so is their clean breeze kind. If only Downy Dudes could produce a fabric softener in other desirable smells besides something so flowery. I've even taken the liberty to concoct a few ideas of my own. These are ingenious because you don't have to wait to smell oh, so good.
For the Foodie:
Coffee
Chocolate
Cake Batter
Honey Baked Ham
Root Beer
Krispy Kreme
Garlic Pretzel
The Outdoorsy types:
Campfire
Roasted Marshmallows
Wet Tent
River Moss
Skunk
Fishing Bait
Coors Light
Parent:
Barf
Pureed Carrots
Play Doh
Sleeping On The Couch
Soccer Field
PB & J
College Age:
Beer Bong
Rimmel Lip Gloss
Pee-chee
Gym Shoes
Buffalo Wings
Appletini
Bath & Bodyworks (assorted scents)
Pizza Hut
The Smoker:
Airport Carpet
Firefighter
Slurp & Burp
Bowling Alley
Casino
Ashtray
The Beautician:
Ammonia
Nail Glue
Perm
Burning Hair
Aqua Net
Mechanic:
Rubber Tires
Transmission Fluid
Gasoline
New Car Smell
Electrical Fire
The possibilities are just endless. (Downey Dudes, call me!)