You can see what I've been up to lately. I wish I couldn't see the other thing I've been up to.
Two words with a huge amount of work behind it.
Head Lice. HEAD. LICE.
God Bless the public school system and parents who don't have the brains to say,
"Hey, my kids have lice and your daughter had a sleep over last weekend. You might want to check her head."
How hard is that?! Apparently it's more impossible than,say....
"I'm lazy and am too busy to care about infecting your kids with gross, disgusting little buggers. Cleanliness has nothing to do with it, but I wouldn't know because again, I'm too busy to care. I'm not about to tell you my kids have a nasty parasite that could have been transferred to your daughter, because by golly, that might make me look bad."
So, this week I'm single-handedly keeping RID Lice Shampoo people in business. I have a lot of laundry to do normally but this? Holy Tide, Batman. A family of six makes one gigantic pile of laundry when it all has to be done at once. Tonight I was sorting through it all and I came down off the top of the mountain with frost on my head.
~Bee needs more dryer sheets