This is a text message from my 11 year old to his Dad. Spelling, punctuation, and content in the original.
"It would come to your attention that my birthday is on a Thursday and I would like my party on the following Saturday with HELIUM balloons and I would like to invite [my friend]. I wouldn't like to sound greedy, but a chocolate-mint cake with mint-chocolate chip ice cream would be fine. Please refer to my wish list for further details. (*) also means most wanted."
And this is why we save for his college education.
-Bee likes to party on, Garth.
Listening to: Celebration by Kool and The Gang