It's already July. Seriously.
You have a calendar. Look at it.
I know. JULY. When did that happen?
Next week we're having Thanksgiving dinner. Grab your mittens and coat.
Geez, Louise.
Don't you remember growing up how the time would inch by? The older I get, not that I'm old mind you, I get the eerie feeling time has found warp drive. I often wonder when the grown ups are going to show up and tell me to wash behind my ears and quit drinking so much coffee.
Yeah, not happening. The coffee drinking part, that is.
I don't feel like a grown up. Maybe I'll never feel that way. I'll end up one of those wrinkled, bright eyed, sweet-tempered ladies whose purse is stocked with peppermints, smells like cookies, and is constantly attempting to play matchmaker for my "beautiful granddaughter" and my single, hot, skydiving instructor.
Oh, I'd skydive. I would. My bestie and I have already talked about this, blue hair and all. Although, I would wager my social security check she would pinch the instructor's butt. And her purse would be chock full of mini peanut butter cups. Naturally.
I don't act like a grown up, so I've been told. My daughter and her friends call me "fun Mommy" because they are sure that even though I am a mom and drive a lame mini-van, I'm still fun. Go me.
::pats self on her narcissistic back::
How do grow ups act? I ask.
Serious, they say.
My daughter and company also told me I'm hilarious. (hilarious looking, maybe...) I have about 30 kids at my daughter's school that call me "Mommy" now. I wear my badge with honor. Kind of like being cool in high school. And take it from me, I was anything but cool.
I am thankful to feel this kind of connection with "my kids". Baking cookies at midnight during a girl's night sleepover also helps. So does bribery in the Willy Wonka fashion.
Man, can they devour a bag of caramel apple suckers, or what?
Cool "Mommy" title aside...yes, my inflated head is SO owning that...I've always felt that containing one's self with absolute seriousness is not living when every day is spread out with opportunity for the taking. Sure, I'm fully able to get into scholarly arguments debating Utopian pluralism or engage anyone on the beauties of Neruda's finely honed pen.
For the record, if you haven't read Pablo Neruda, his most famous works are the most amazing lover's poetry. Warm fuzzies and loveliness.
I'd say in contrast, my everyday is more complex. Like quoting silly movies, going Tiger Beat over broody Brit actors/musicians, and dancing around my living room with my seven year old to the likes of Lady Gaga. There is time for both but don't you get the itch to get silly or break loose sometimes?
Try it. You may find yourself. Or find yourself with a killer blog post...or better yet, find yourself with a hot skydiving instructor. rawr.
~Bee wants to know what silly things you do.
6 comments:
I like to change lyrics to songs and sing them at my kids to motivate them to do their chores, and to go to bed and such. They find it embarrassing, so I don't think it makes me a cool Mom, but it sure is fun!
I also dance around the house a lot.
noscript just ate my comment.
what was I saying? Something about butts?
Ahh. The flight of summer...it is even cooler this morning.
Some days, I feel very very old.
And some days, I feel like a three year old, and I wish you were MY mom.
I know you are the awesome mom of the block, just remember, sky diving is our day! You may not invite your daughter and all her friends, it would totally cramp the match making!
When we are old ladies, I'm totally chasing you through the old folks home on my motor scooter. Yeah, the purple one with flames on the side. Yeah, baby.
I just bought a new crown yesterday. No, really I did!
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