Dear Driver of the Black Acura with that Giant Ugly Spoiler,
Am I worth racing while I'm moseying along my 96 Ford Minivan? Was it worth about blowing a rod to pass me and comethisclose to taking off my front bumper? And this while nearly pummeling into the back of a school bus tootling along in your lane?
Seriously.
My minivan must have been a frightening threat to your manhood. Tell me, is it the fancy red pin stripe on the side that has you tucking tail, or in your case, spoiler?
~snort~
Riiight.
My ever-so insulting vehicle has an engine light on.
I'm composting kid-snack type shrapnel mashed into the back seats.
The tires are balder than Mr Coffee's head.
The van is nearly as old as you are and you are thinking I would be inclined to race..with kids in the back?! Please don't tell me your pride was hurt when you passed us in your car while we openly laughed at you. I just couldn't live with myself knowing I'd hurt your feelers but you can't hold in that kind of laughter.
Sincerely,
Laughing At You, Not With You
~Bee occasionally amuses herself by Nascar carpooling
9 comments:
I'm first and that is final
that large spoiler guy should know that spoilers are ultra....er.....well you know. And also he should know that you used to drive indy cars. what a dummy
LOL! I got your twitter update about this while I was watching Narnia at the theater. I laughed at a very inappropriate moment in the movie. At least I had my phone on vibrate so I didn't tick people off that way. ;-)
Oh my. Talk about overcompensating.
Oh my Bob what a tosser. I am so glad you laughed. I would have laughed too, and probably waved. ;D
Did he have a mullet?
He had to have a mullet!
Lol, you crack me up!
i am SOOO glad you laughed at this guy. and that he saw it. what kind of moron....?
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