03 November 2005

I Didn't Just Say That

Things I thought I would never say to my kids:

Pick up your blaster rifle. I’m not going to tell you again.

Don’t chew on your baby’s fingers.

Who hung Barbie from the tree?

Please point the Lightsaber away from your brother’s face before he gets hurt.

(And of course, what follows….)

That is IT!! Quit cutting off your brother’s head!

That’s what happens when you drink a glass of creamer!

We can’t go to Gotham City, honey, but we can drive to the park.

Those aren’t airplane stickers and they don’t go on the front window! They are mommy’s personal…um, things.

No, Sully won’t come out of your closet. He’s just pretend.

That’s why girls don’t stand up to pee. Now, go get the cleaner and paper towels.

No more jump ropes around your neck. Only real puppies have leashes.

That’s the last time I’m fishing in the toilet.

Take the hose out.side!

How would you like it if your brother farted on you?!

Is there anything you have said to your kids and laughed about it later?? Do tell!

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