Behind door #1 is EmmaSometimes and even though she is indeed 13 years happily married with four cherub-faced children in tow that have been known to drive her to copious amounts of personal therapy, she frequently sticks her nose in a good book while enjoying a large cup of over-priced black coffee. At times, she relishes her little delusions of grandeur in becoming a well-known humorist author, perhaps a creative web designer or possibly that PTA lady that sports the fashionable orange reflective vest for crossing guard patrol duty that she now wonders what possessed her to sign up. She loves to laugh out loud, plays piano badly, routinely laughs at her friends' expense and has been caught more than once yanking the tags off her mattresses. She is also a self-proclaimed chocolate snob and has been known to drive her minivan around town at an alarming rate of speed doing errands while muttering movie lines from The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Behind door #2 is the darling husband, aka Mr. Coffee, who enjoys WWII history, reenacting WWF Dad VS Kid Smackdown in the house and has for his entire life harbored a wish that he had a cool face scar like GI Joe. Currently owns the largest collection of 80s ties since Miami Vice went off the air. Also enjoys loud techno, wearing fuzzy bunny slippers and constantly reading books about God. Always makes time for Jane Austen chick flicks, head-banging to Van Halen while doing household chores and full contact golf. Has been easily mistaken for George Clooney or other hot actor with dark hair, green eyes and big manly eyebrows. Likes to wear camouflage and kisses wife often.
Now you know.......
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