29 August 2007

Blathering On

I have so much to tell about my trip so I will highlight with some observations and hearsay.

It's a long drive but a trusty iPod connector keeps one occupied with music.

It is really flat in Eastern Oregon.

Budget rental car rebates money when they rent a car that they shouldn't have.

Regardless of what Doozie thinks, I'm a safe driver.

An RV should be passed if it is going 10 below the speed limit.

If you are the 9th car behind an RV going 10 below the speed limit, you can find yourself yelling, "PASS THAT THING!!"

Passing 8 cars is reportedly safely done on a long stretch.

It is not recommended to be done in front of a County Sheriff at 15 miles over the speed limit.

It is always good when the Sheriff turns off the road behind you after a mile cause you passed the county line.

It is always good when a banana yellow rice burner that nearly merged off your front panel gets pulled over in front of you.

Applebees has tables that move around to accommodate thin-challenged patrons.

You will find difficulty sitting in a booth when the table has been shoved completely over to your side.

If you attempt to squeeze in anyway while making a crack from a Tommy Boy movie line, "....I have what the doctor's call a liiiiiitle bit of a weight problem..." be advised your fellow dining companions will crack up laughing.

Do not be surprised later when the Coke you order comes to your table as a Diet Coke.

Doozie has a nice crack den apartment.

The apartment has great floors for skidding on socks contests.

She lives above a women who snores so loud it woke me up twice.

Doozie's guest bed is very comfy.

I never joke about my sleep.

Watching a movie in a theater without stadium seating is really odd.

Portland, OR has more movie theaters per capita than any other major city.

I have been known on occasion to supply lipstick for writing messages on cars and kissing windows of birthday boys, of which I have never met.

"Spank Me" is the preferred message of blogger peops when leaving back window messages to birthday boys that own brand new shiny cars.

The Nanny Diaries is a good movie.

You are never too old for a ciggie and booze run.

You are never too old to make prank calls as "Amanda Hugginkiss"

The MAC photo booth makes us laugh hysterically.

Blogger peops can really dance after 4 beers.

You can spy on firemen really well with binoculars.

Never enter a Cute Butt Contest because you might just win.

Going to sleep at 1 am makes for a lot of coffee the next morning.

Doozie makes good tuna casserole.

The Boy kicks butt at Wii.

Always embellish a story to make it more exciting.

Doozie and I both have equally nice hair.

I still laugh when driving by the Penitentiary signs and then then one that follows, "DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS"

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